COUCH POTATO
When you lie on the couch In such comfort
Surely you can have it
It is all yours
Dear!
When your face somehow frowns looks uneasy
Or you just feel lousy
Lie on the couch
Dear!
When there's food smelling good you are hungry
And getting so witty
Stay on the couch
Dear!
When the night finally comes you feel so tired
May I simply suggest
Sleep on the couch
Dear!
©
2010
ME KNEES ARE KILLING ME
I cannot get up I do feel sore
I think i’ll lay down a little more
Went to work walking on me poor legs
No one would pity me from this plague
, I did me job the best way I could
But no one ever saw how I stood.
I walked back home, stopped by the pub,
Cause you know, me knees are killing me !
stayed there for a while couldn’t get up
someone tied me shoe lace to the chair