I WISH MEN WERE LIKE DOGS
If a man
Was like a dog,
I'd get a greeting right at the door.
If he would Understand Every word I say,
I'd give him
a smooch.
If he'd lay
Right by me Looking tender,
I'd give him a treat.
But you see
He is not a dog
I can't hold him On a 5 feet leash.
I can't stop him To sneak outside and wander, alone, after dark.
So honey,
This is what I can do : Just chew that bone and then be gone.